Thursday, July 1, 2010

An Update on Effing Nuts Bitches

Dear adoring fans,

After nearly a year of absence, I had decided to restart this blog with one change.

Ok, maybe two changes.

In the past year and the other 21 that I have experienced, I've come to realize that there are many bitches who are effing nuts, and they may not be my roommates. Therefore, this blog will switch to stories of all effing nuts bitches. I will no longer discriminate on the basis of whether or not they resided with me.

Equality for all.

I also request that my adoring fans send me their own tales of bitches who are effing nuts, and I will post the good ones on my blog. The only rule is that names must be changed. The only other rule is that if your story is full of crap writing, I can spruce it up. Everyone loves a snarky blogger.

Stories can be e-mailed to: biseffingnuts@gmail.com

Kisses to all,

C

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